Wednesday, February 16, 2005

NEXT!

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HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not pregnant. So very not pregnant.

All right. ALL RIGHT.

You know what? You know all that stuff about [insert simpering internal tone of voice here] "being more likely to conceive in the three months following an HSG, since it clears out the tubes"?

You know all that earlier chat about how [insert quavering indecision here] "It'll be good to wait a few more months anyway, since I'm just not sure I'm ready to leap into ART".

Well, guess what. I am OVER IT. I am so over it, and ready to move on. Bring me some fucking fertility drugs, stat.

Oh, and while I am waiting for those fucking drugs, I must have some booze.

Yes. I demand to have some booze.

18 Comments:

At 8:23 PM, Anonymous deborah said...

I'm leaving work right now to grab a martini (or two) (or three) in your honor.

 
At 8:29 PM, Blogger Anna H. said...

Oh, Mare, I'm so sorry.

Fuck.

As soon as I get home from work I'm gonna make a big dirty martini (with extra olives) in your honor -- to drown our sorrows and to drink to NEXT.

Thinking of you, sister.

xxoo

 
At 8:34 PM, Blogger JJ said...

I'm sorry. I could ship you some Clomid I have laying around. But I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

 
At 8:34 PM, Blogger Suz said...

I'm coming right over and bringing a bottle of vodka with me. Hope you get those drugs soon so we can shoot up together.

 
At 8:43 PM, Blogger Wavery said...

Mare you so hit the nail on the head. I'm right there with ya. That is, if my cystic ovary will cooperate.

 
At 8:45 PM, Blogger TofuSal said...

I'm so very sorry hun, I know how much it sucks - bring on the big guns!

And the finest wines known to humanity!

sara in London xxx

 
At 8:51 PM, Blogger aBitWicked said...

Im sorry. Dont worry so much though. Take this couple of months (i will pray for you promise) to prepare to be a better mum for the baby im sure you are going to have soon. In the mean time drink... drink for the next years you wont be drinking as much ;)

 
At 9:09 PM, Blogger Soper said...

Don't threaten me with a dead fish.

Dude, we are SO totally having a kegger.

And you owe me a call. Paranoid freak.

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger lobster girl said...

Aw Mare, I'm sorry. That sucks bullets. Drink up, darling, and I hope you get your drugs soon.

 
At 10:35 PM, Blogger Baby Hungry Man said...

I have to say Im shocked that the HSG didnt drive you to drink already...

Here is an original baby hungry man recipe for you - drink up my dear!

Hysterosalpingonaide

2 ounces gin
2 ounces tonic
1/2 ounce maraschino liqueur
1/4 ounce lemon
strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Garnish with a cherry.

 
At 11:11 PM, Blogger Beaver Girl said...

That sucks. Sorry.

 
At 1:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Mare,

I'm so sorry. Yeah, same thing happened to me. After my HSG, my OB/GYN happily chirped, "There was a study done that pregnancy chances increases the first three months after an HSG." "Don't be surprised if you don't see me for anything other than a pap, o.k.?" was my reply. Yeah, and here was are 18 months later and nothing, still absolutely nothing. I'm sorry.

I'm drinking in your honor.

And Baby Hungry man? Why on earth do you need all that other crap in your cocktail? You had me at gin ;)

xxoo,
Emily

 
At 4:44 AM, Blogger amyesq said...

I thought I posted before but apparently I didnae. I am so sorry about the damn period. Please drink quite a bit.

Can I at least leave you with a little chuckle? Your post reminded me of a funny story my kindergarten teacher sister told me last week. She was teaching the kids about the letter "R" and was asking if someone could use the letter "R" in a word. Little Oswaldo raised his hand and said "Yes! Pirates say 'ARRGGHHH!!'"

 
At 5:12 AM, Blogger Julianna said...

I'm sorry. That is all. I am sorry. It sucks.

 
At 6:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck. I did love that movie though. And it seems very appropriate to quote on a crap winter day in Scotland.

patricia
http://laf.typepad.com/

 
At 1:03 PM, Blogger Dee said...

Sorry my friend. Meds and booze stat indeed....

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger NSR said...

I'm so sorry, Mare.

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger HomeFireBlue said...

Well, that fucking blows large. I'm so sorry Mare. Here's to drink!

-Blue

 

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